Randall’s Top 2, 2019
This is my very first ‘Top 2’ in which it wasn’t 2 and it was simply movies. So here we go:
Top 5 movies of the year, in order
Do I need to comment on these? I can’t believe in retrospect I had the same opinion as The Academy.
Best alligator movie
Crawl - This may be the best reptile movie of all, including Anaconda. I may even like it more than Jaws, making it the best sea creature movie.
Favorite Brad Pitt movie
Space Brad Pitt in Ad Astra. But honestly it was more about the space than the Brad Pitt.
Worst movie
Joker - it’s catnip for incels.
I don’t like to talk shit about movies, because movies are miracles, but I must speak out against Joker. Don’t besmudge Heath Ledger’s memory like that.
